TnA.....or DnB (dick n balls)

ok so i have to say...that it has been brought to my attention by my lovely cousin mz susana that i ooze sex!!!!!! really i mean really?!?!? only because almost every conversation i have can and will turn to a sexual kinda thing...I CANT HELP IT it just happens i am a sexual being!! ( its a pide piper kinda thing ((as my cuz puts it))...Ill say it now....."well i neva!!" i think it has to do with the fact that i am very comfortable in my own skin and very comfortable with SEX!!!! it is what it is!! i come from a long line of people who are this way....well....this is according to my mother...

we were talking one day about sex (well because as you all know this is what women do) and if they tell you they don't...they are lying...or they are hanging out with some pretty fucking boring people!!!! any hew...im not sure what we were talking about exactly... i think it was about the frequency and how i was having a hard time trying to find someone who could keep up!!! and so my mother say s to me..."oh honey....its how we were made i mean MY side of the family" like its some kind of honor to have a high sex drive and that only the few and privileged experience this!!! now i know there are many of you out there who are saying to yourself....my god i cant believe that you are talking this way with your mother!!! well you have to know her!!!! she is quite the woman who has no fear of telling yo exactly what on the mind...especially when it comes to sex!!! (weird i wonder where i got this?)

which brings me to my point that i originally was trying to make!!! sat evening a.....wait i need to back it up to an evening that was spent in Leavenworth...there were 8 of us cousins ranging from ages 24 up to well i think 52 (sorry if i got that wrong ladies) well anyways like all women im sorry most women we start....wait...back up i was obsessed with the perfectness of my cousins tatas well because she is 47..may be off a couple years...and they are fucking perfect NO boob job like the rest of our nation!!! just unbelievable!!! so this starts a sort of vagina monologue kinda think about boobs!!!!!! so we all start to precede to share flashes of each others boobs (because we are family and thats what family does.....right? LMAO) well let me just tell yo they come in all shapes and sizes and most of you men...know this!!! good god the way they gravitate with age and breastfeeding towards the ground!!!!! amazing!!! we all were laughing our asses off tears were flowing jokes and slams galore!!!! quite frankly it was fantastic!!! my stomach hurt the next day from the laughter!!

now this came up again this last weekend @ a birthday party...and the twist was this..........do guys do this??? can you imagine!!! (as said in low deep macho voice while in the john) "hey Larry your dick at your age is brilliant!!! let me tell ya!!!!! wow!!"" well thanks Jim!! how about you??? whats yours like lets check it out!!" and then proceeds to yells out "Tim, frank , John and SAM!!!!!!! come in the bathroom!!!!! lets compare dicks and balls!!!!! so they all run in and start laughing and comparing (after a few beers of course) LOL and then Larry says to Tim hey your wife has to stop sucking on your nut sack those thing s are touching the floor!!!!! NO this does not happen thank god!!!!! but why is it that women are so much more comfortable then men when it comes to this?!?! why are we so much more free to express ourselves in front of each other...i mean men are the more sexual being right so they shouldn't care???

its because....well...quite frankly....a dick is ugly!!! it really is!! and those of you women who have beautiful natural tatas....embrace them...well because gravity effects their dicks just as much....and there aint no silicone that can fix that!!! oh ya....and at least one day...we know....that our tatas wont be hittin the toilet water!!!!!!!!!!!!

feel the love!!!!

side note> during his life time a man will ejaculate 371/2 sperm on average...