Monday, July 19, 2010
the "happy" trail......
and here we are again.....
Sunday...hmmm...this brings to mind a certain dinner that i was asked to attend by a very dear friend of mine...who's name(due to privacy issues and NON embarrassing situations that may occur) has been changed, as well as others mentioned in soon to be told story....wehw!! that was winded!! ok..back to Gabriella we will call her...
I pick her up and we are to meet to others ...whom we will call Natasha and Shanana..yes thats right i said it...Shanana NOW let me just say that her sudo name was very difficult to come up with...it took awhile...i mean this girl!!!! you should see her...wearing these hot little short shorts with legs that well quite frankly...DID NOT end!!! dark hair placed back with white head band and matching tank...and a bad ass purse to pull it all together!! made the rest of us bitches look well....like the little weeds that piss you off that surround the beautiful rose bush that you keep having to pick!!!! "I" casually know Shanana...met for dinner one time a year ago because my other friends knew her and she came along for the ride...or should i say "man bashing session" (sorry fellas) and here we found ourselves again...
Myself Gabriella and Natasha are sitting on the patio of the Flying Goat (A.K.A we want to feel trendy in Spokane Wa. so lets come up with a cool European name/theme that NO ONE in Spokane will have a clue about!!!!....) hence my dear Shanan's comment to the waiter upon her (very European swanky)arrival..."What the hell kinda of name is the flying goat" and "why the hell are you putting my red Zinfandel in this short stubby glass"...as my other friend Natasha proceeded to call it the "Dead Goat"!!! culture girls culture!!! dont you know this is Spokomptin!! geesh
so we get our pleasantries out of the way...and begin the convo...why when women get together is it always about SEX, men, SEX, Penis, exercise, SEX, boobs, clothes, SEX and finally gynecologic visit?? i mean im just sayin....and I DO NOT eliminate myself from these conversions...i casually jump in with one liners here and there that well are really quite frankly inappropriate...
the poor waiter probably wanted to go get a shotgun...hand it over to fellow co worker and ask to be shot out of his misery after he walked up to table hearing Shanana blurt out..."never have sex the night before your yearly spread em"!! yep thats right!!! poor fella turned around with his tail between legs....only moments later to walk up as the word "Penis" was blurted out....i think we gave him a big "tip" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry....
now i know at this point i haven't mentioned much of poor Natashas....well thats because shes happy now..newly engaged and getting lots of SEX!! so she was just kickin back drinkin her beer....i believe (just an assumption) coming down off of some kinda freekin huge great orgasm or something...because in the past she was right in the thick of it...heart issues my ass!! YOU just got laid bitch!! ;)
Gabriella was generous enough to bring us all together that night...whom i will say was very informative about the "happy trail" as a young "gangsta" buck came up and commented to our table to "quiet down".....AKA ( my god Shanana you are a tall drink of water and i am thirsty!!) WAIT...he was a gangster not a cowboy....so (yo bitch you are fine why dont you shake that ass fo me) all i know, i was distracted at some point during this conversation and missed out.. (probably taking notes for this very blog!!) then i heard "happy trail" ( so naturally my head popped up) poor Shanana......she new not of what he spoke...oh...but our good friend Gabriella did!!! gave ol Shanana slap on the face...and blearted out... "it leads to the Penis"!!! as Natasha was still quite sitting there with a smile on her face thinking of her penis....
so it comes to this.....full circle....as much as women say they hate it....they sure love talkin bout it!!!!!
good times ladies...thank you!!!
Sunday...hmmm...this brings to mind a certain dinner that i was asked to attend by a very dear friend of mine...who's name(due to privacy issues and NON embarrassing situations that may occur) has been changed, as well as others mentioned in soon to be told story....wehw!! that was winded!! ok..back to Gabriella we will call her...
I pick her up and we are to meet to others ...whom we will call Natasha and Shanana..yes thats right i said it...Shanana NOW let me just say that her sudo name was very difficult to come up with...it took awhile...i mean this girl!!!! you should see her...wearing these hot little short shorts with legs that well quite frankly...DID NOT end!!! dark hair placed back with white head band and matching tank...and a bad ass purse to pull it all together!! made the rest of us bitches look well....like the little weeds that piss you off that surround the beautiful rose bush that you keep having to pick!!!! "I" casually know Shanana...met for dinner one time a year ago because my other friends knew her and she came along for the ride...or should i say "man bashing session" (sorry fellas) and here we found ourselves again...
Myself Gabriella and Natasha are sitting on the patio of the Flying Goat (A.K.A we want to feel trendy in Spokane Wa. so lets come up with a cool European name/theme that NO ONE in Spokane will have a clue about!!!!....) hence my dear Shanan's comment to the waiter upon her (very European swanky)arrival..."What the hell kinda of name is the flying goat" and "why the hell are you putting my red Zinfandel in this short stubby glass"...as my other friend Natasha proceeded to call it the "Dead Goat"!!! culture girls culture!!! dont you know this is Spokomptin!! geesh
so we get our pleasantries out of the way...and begin the convo...why when women get together is it always about SEX, men, SEX, Penis, exercise, SEX, boobs, clothes, SEX and finally gynecologic visit?? i mean im just sayin....and I DO NOT eliminate myself from these conversions...i casually jump in with one liners here and there that well are really quite frankly inappropriate...
the poor waiter probably wanted to go get a shotgun...hand it over to fellow co worker and ask to be shot out of his misery after he walked up to table hearing Shanana blurt out..."never have sex the night before your yearly spread em"!! yep thats right!!! poor fella turned around with his tail between legs....only moments later to walk up as the word "Penis" was blurted out....i think we gave him a big "tip" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry....
now i know at this point i haven't mentioned much of poor Natashas....well thats because shes happy now..newly engaged and getting lots of SEX!! so she was just kickin back drinkin her beer....i believe (just an assumption) coming down off of some kinda freekin huge great orgasm or something...because in the past she was right in the thick of it...heart issues my ass!! YOU just got laid bitch!! ;)
Gabriella was generous enough to bring us all together that night...whom i will say was very informative about the "happy trail" as a young "gangsta" buck came up and commented to our table to "quiet down".....AKA ( my god Shanana you are a tall drink of water and i am thirsty!!) WAIT...he was a gangster not a cowboy....so (yo bitch you are fine why dont you shake that ass fo me) all i know, i was distracted at some point during this conversation and missed out.. (probably taking notes for this very blog!!) then i heard "happy trail" ( so naturally my head popped up) poor Shanana......she new not of what he spoke...oh...but our good friend Gabriella did!!! gave ol Shanana slap on the face...and blearted out... "it leads to the Penis"!!! as Natasha was still quite sitting there with a smile on her face thinking of her penis....
so it comes to this.....full circle....as much as women say they hate it....they sure love talkin bout it!!!!!
good times ladies...thank you!!!
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