to wax or not to wax!!!!

ok soooooo as usual i ended up tonight meeting up with some fun ladies for some good chats and good times and as usual certain things always come up in conversation that manage to take everyone to a place that..well...is so out of control its funny as hell......

i will try and relive the moment to the best of my abilities without using names well bcz it just
wouldn't be nice if i did!!!

sooo we get to talking well what women talk about,...shit that men have NO idea about!!! tonight was well...waxing....not your legs, nor arms or chest (for you men...i mean metro sexuals out there!!) im talking the ol whoHA!!!! thats right the flower the vaJJ!!! muffin whatever you would like to name it!!! we talked about how to groom it and how everyone does!!!

this took me to a place of well..memory...DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL SOME OF US GO THROUGH??????

so there is this thing called well a Brazilian...tis where you Fuckin hack the shit all off!! why you ask??...well to be honest im not sure...for myself i could tell you why I do but then that would be to personal...ill tell you why someone else did one time...

WELL its bcz she was recently divorced and was currently scheduled to go on a hot little vaca to a naked hot springs date in Montana with her current bo!! while she had never waxed a day in her 38 years of life she felt the need to call me for what ever reason..(reason 1.. you should know that i have been given the nickname the waxer!!reason 2 she has been my friend for 30 years!!)

any-hew...she proceeds t explain to me that she had completely shave off every once of her precious little 38 year old course black wirely like hair..then proceeded to try and tattoo (with one of those cheap put on your skin with wet washcloth tattoos) her bare ass prickly muffin!!!! well you can only imagine how this turned out!!! NOT GOOD

i get a phone call to "check " the job that had been done...well...im not sure as to why...probably because "i make people feel comfortable being themselves" so iv been told...

Well...i dont want this job ANYMORE!!!! my friend proceeds to come over and "flash" me "her" job...I dam near puked!! have u ever seen a freekin VAJJ that has NOT been waxed and or shaved in 38 years with a cracker jacks box tattoo place don its stubble??? well...lets put it this way...YOU DONT WANT TO!!!!

the first thing that came out of my mouth was.... "girl your ass isnt getting laid at all this weekend sorry!!!!" ya damn well better make sure the light is off!!! something about a 5 oclock shadow with a failed 1/2 erased tattoo of a butterfly (how 70's of her) just says oooo...i want to have sex in a new age kinda way...but im not so sure!! HA!!

the thought that went through his head.."s" when he saw this...he wasn't spitting out hair he was spittin out ink from that DAMN 1/2 ass tat!!

wow..really?? ok im done! i can fun with my friend because i love her...and well if you cant have fun...then there is NO love!! wow...

side note> the shit that we do go through...do you really care??

from the mind of OrbO: human nature..

from the mind of OrbO: human nature..

human nature..

have you ever had something that you have always known deep down that you know you should be doing that might take a little guts to accomplish that might take a little um...rr...believe in yourself? sounds corny i know but have you?

my experience in these last few months with music has been involving this this very subject..
as you know if you follow my blog and or know me...i am a firm believer in fate destiny people you meet come and go you take what you need you leave or you stay forever touched by whatever they bring into your life..

these bullshit of infomercial people who make a shitload of money on the ol tele tellin you that its all in how you perceive things you just need the right tools and you to can be a corny ass dick weed like myself..well hats off...im jealous because i didn't think of that and make millions of the weak minded...but your fuckin wrong!!!

human nature will forever be about survival of the fittest!! this is what i tell my kids...yes you can believe in yourself but its your surroundings...the people that you choose to have in your life..the people you meet the things that randomly happen that put your ass in a good or bad place...yes we all make choices...but you wouldnt have to make that choice if that dumb ass person that came around put you there....that my friends is fate....NOT a tool that was taught to you by a fuckin tool!! Ha!

fate has put me in a great wonderful place on this day...i have have always known that i could sing .....i can play the guitar somewhat decent and am getting better...i knew it was what i should be doing...but until now i had not met the right people..i had not surrounded my self with people who supported me..i have met amazing people who feel the dream...FATE not perception has finally come to the table...it pulls up a chair and comes for some...it never makes it to the table for others...this is karma...good things happen to good people...i am glad i was chosen...because if not for all of the circumstances that have taken place in these last months...i could "believe" all i want....it wouldn't have taken place

im glad that i dont need an infomercial guru and i rely on positive energy that i seek and finds me to fill the tank...


random thought.....take a moment to think...where would you be if you didnt met the people you have or have had in your life???