ok soooooo as usual i ended up tonight meeting up with some fun ladies for some good chats and good times and as usual certain things always come up in conversation that manage to take everyone to a place that..well...is so out of control its funny as hell......
i will try and relive the moment to the best of my abilities without using names well bcz it just
wouldn't be nice if i did!!!
sooo we get to talking well what women talk about,...shit that men have NO idea about!!! tonight was well...waxing....not your legs, nor arms or chest (for you men...i mean metro sexuals out there!!) im talking the ol whoHA!!!! thats right the flower the vaJJ!!! muffin whatever you would like to name it!!! we talked about how to groom it and how everyone does!!!
this took me to a place of well..memory...DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL SOME OF US GO THROUGH??????
so there is this thing called well a Brazilian...tis where you Fuckin hack the shit all off!! why you ask??...well to be honest im not sure...for myself i could tell you why I do but then that would be to personal...ill tell you why someone else did one time...
WELL its bcz she was recently divorced and was currently scheduled to go on a hot little vaca to a naked hot springs date in Montana with her current bo!! while she had never waxed a day in her 38 years of life she felt the need to call me for what ever reason..(reason 1.. you should know that i have been given the nickname the waxer!!reason 2 she has been my friend for 30 years!!)
any-hew...she proceeds t explain to me that she had completely shave off every once of her precious little 38 year old course black wirely like hair..then proceeded to try and tattoo (with one of those cheap put on your skin with wet washcloth tattoos) her bare ass prickly muffin!!!! well you can only imagine how this turned out!!! NOT GOOD
i get a phone call to "check " the job that had been done...well...im not sure as to why...probably because "i make people feel comfortable being themselves" so iv been told...
Well...i dont want this job ANYMORE!!!! my friend proceeds to come over and "flash" me "her" job...I dam near puked!! have u ever seen a freekin VAJJ that has NOT been waxed and or shaved in 38 years with a cracker jacks box tattoo place don its stubble??? well...lets put it this way...YOU DONT WANT TO!!!!
the first thing that came out of my mouth was.... "girl your ass isnt getting laid at all this weekend sorry!!!!" ya damn well better make sure the light is off!!! something about a 5 oclock shadow with a failed 1/2 erased tattoo of a butterfly (how 70's of her) just says oooo...i want to have sex in a new age kinda way...but im not so sure!! HA!!
the thought that went through his head.."s" when he saw this...he wasn't spitting out hair he was spittin out ink from that DAMN 1/2 ass tat!!
wow..really?? ok im done! i can fun with my friend because i love her...and well if you cant have fun...then there is NO love!! wow...
side note> the shit that we do go through...do you really care??
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