tonight i was playing golf with the ladies...yes that's right fellas i golf and
damn good quite frankly...and a conversation came up afterward at thewatering hole about the carls jr commercial...ya you boys know it!!
The one with the chick in the bikini that states she has to eat a lot of "fruit"
to look good in that bikini...take a big ass bite of the burger
(she will throw up later) only said..well because im a bitch and im jealous...
then proceeds to take the piece of pineapple off the burger slowly
sticking her tongue out and lick the "juice" off of it...and after that
sticks the pineapple in her mouth and take a bite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW...really...really does this make you want to go to carls jr and get
a teryiaki(sp) burger...or does this make you want to go annoy your
wife/girlfriend for some dirty little head job because the carls jr girl just
wrapped her tongue around that piece of pineapple like it was the tip of your dick??
Now i am speaking on behalf of all married and or taken women out there
(of which i am not)...please just tell them to go get a burger!!! don't involve
sex please....
well then we just have 2 things to do then...go buy the damn burgers
and then later that night...give them fuckin dessert too!! LMAO!!
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